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NOTES – a.k.a. VAXNotes “Notes” was a curse and a blessing to
me. When I joined DEC in 1983, I was given the task of supporting the
"DEC Professional", a bastardised PDP running a bastardised version
of RSX called POS. No-one knew much about this box, so my complete lack
of knowledge about it was no drawback. About a week after I joined, I phoned
the support centre in CTNotes was originally just for the
developers, but for information-starved support people, Notes was an ideal
medium. VMSNotes was born shortly thereafter and every product had a
Notesfile, culminating in tens of thousands of Notesfiles in DIGITAL as the
paradigm was applied to personal interests of every imaginable variety. Throughout the 1980's, I was a member
of the thriving NOTErs community, using the tool for support of both the
technical and personal variety. I made friends and enemies, debated
existentialism and "DO Key=RETURN" (you had to be there) and, when
I visited any DEC facility in the world ( Several transatlantic couples I knew
met through NOTES and subsequently married (and at least two couples
subsequently divorced - Notes wasn't a guarantee of lifelong partnership). My
two sons were named after NOTErs I had become friendly with. In NOTES I made
friends I still email and meet today. A visit in October 2000 to I started several dozen Notesfiles -
WHOAREYOU was for introductions, to prevent re-introductions every time you
enterd a new notes conference. FRIENDS was to answer a plea that chit-chat be
kept out of "serious" notesfiles. In all I started about 100, but
kept ownership of only a very few. One notesfile I did NOT start was
SEXCETERA, which closed very rapidly after Topic 69 was reached, immediately
entitled "Spit or Swallow". WOMANNOTES and MENNOTES debated
gender-specific issues and had the first instances I was aware of, of one
gender passed off as another. This had coincided with the advent of personal
VAXstations such that users could invent their usernames and NOTE using
different personas. SOAPBOX was started by Simon Szeto to house
"Flamers" for the same reason I introduced FRIENDS - to keep them
out of technical notesfiles. Several generations came and went with some
versions disappearing overnight due to "content problems". However,
the debate was strong and forthright and you could test your mettle 24 hours
a day, 7 days of every week of the year. SOAPBOX had hundreds of
contributors, but most were fried into submission on their first few visits.
It also generated the most complaints of any notesfile (mostly because it
lasted longer than ones like SEXCETERA). As of May 2002, it’s still going. The DIGITAL notes conference, housing
rumours and facts alike, one had the hilarious sight of someone writing
"No-one ever got fired for writing a Note" – and getting fired. I remember the first NOTEr to
"come out" as gay, followed by many others. A Gay notes conference
was set up, of course, but he was the first to bravely step into the
light in an "ordinary" notes conference. My Managers were aghast at my NOTing, but
the nature of the medium was that I could get technical support and advance
information far faster than by conventional methods and they acquiesced to my
NOTing. The early versions of NOTES (written
originally by Len Kawell) had no "address book" or concept of
"last read", so I extracted all announcements from the EASYNOTES
conference each week and added them to a VMS DCL procedure that was used
throughout the world to keep track of where you had last gotten to when
reading a notes file. In the late 1980's, a meeting in
"VMS Headquarters" - Notesv2 took off inside DEC, but the
greater public never really understood its use. With the rise of UNIX and
decline of VMS, many people moved to using NEWS, a far inferior medium, but
as in BETAMAX vs. VHS, NEWS won because it was just more widely available and
cheaper on the network. With the layoffs in 1991-3, the death
of Simon Szeto in June 1992 (he was the convener of the Notesv2 meeting and
perhaps the most prominent NOTer), thep opularity waned. When last I was in a
DEC/COMPAQ facility with access to notes, the 10,000-odd conferences had
dwindled into history. One side note of humour was that the
noters often had "personal names", which, instead of being their
name, were other thoughts such as "I'm pink, therefore I'm
SPAM". In a moment of aberration, I wrote a piece of code that
cycled through some favourite lyrics, including those to Bonzo Dog
Doo-Dah-Bands' "Intro-Outro" and received an enraged and also
puzzled mail from a vietnamese guy working for DEC asking why my
"personal name" was "Ho Chi Minh on Triangle". Little did
he realise that the previous note I had written had had "Roy Rogers on
Trigger". As you can see below, Notes has
extended into the 21st Century with a “Soapbox” conference still
ongoing on a system external to HP. We hare having fun and games still,
arguing over just about everything. Long may it continue! |

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